I don't think there is a better barkday in history! Mine was just amazing!
Also Daddy got me a brand new collar! He said I'm a big boy now & I needed a more manly collar! I love how the chocolate brown compliments my fawn & white! Do I look manly?
Something is going on, I have no idea what but I'm totally jelly over it! Mommy's has been baking a whole lot & singing about how I'm a "Big Boy". I didn't think I was fat at all! Also, look what I found on the printer: What could it mean? Why is everyone acting so strange? Mommy brought home this huge bag of toys Saturday & said they were for "The Big Boy". She said that he would get one on Thursday, because that was a very special day. I'm totally jelly of THIS "Big Boy" & why can't I get a toy? Maybe I need to drop my collar & run around naked for a little while to get some attention!
"Good morning sweet puggle!" That's what my Mommy tells me every morning. She always ask for good morning kisses, but sometimes I look at her like this & she pouts & walks off.
I sit with Mommy in the morning while she drinks her coffee, she looks like a monster when she first wakes up.
But then like magic the coffee wakes up her whole body & shes ready for work! Humans & their odd ways!
Sometimes when I go for walkies, I like to pretend that I'm in the Jungle. I'm the king of this jungle & there are many things to explore!
I have many adventure in my jungle. Today I'm looking for my servant, he is a very nice lizard & I know Green Boy is around here somewhere.
I picked up Green Boy's scent & I was on the move. I called "Green Boy, where are you? I need your help reaching the treats in my kingdom!" But he never came out...
I went to his favorite hang out(he loves to lay in the sun.) & called for him again, "Green Boy, Stop this nonsense & come out this instance!". But he never came out...
I was feeling pretty down, I couldn't find my Green Boy & I was started to think something bad happened to him! I mean, who is going to climb the counter tops at home for me & get me my treats? I am a king of a jungle & a king needs a servant!
Mommy said that our walkie was done & it was time to go inside. I decided to make a pit stop & relieve myself. When a squeaky little voice said: "King Eduardo! Don't pee on me!" I was very surprised & a little upset as I had passed this spot at least three times calling Green Boy's name & he hadn't come out...
"Green Boy!" I said, "Get your lizard butt up those stairs right now! Mommy only gives me one treat after walkies & I would like another one!" Green Boy apologized for his tardiness & hurried up the stairs ahead of me & Mommy. Being the King of my jungle is great! Don't forget to vote for the winner & runner up of my contest!
But I ripped his throat out & Mommy said she was going to throw that bunny away!
The other day I was surprised to see a headless bunny wannabee outside of my bedroom.
Mommy said that this creature was bunny, she had just sewn it's head inside of it's body. With the ears out of course so I would have something to grab & toss it by.
That was great news for me! I love new toys!
Hey Bunny I missed you!
Don't forget to vote for the Winner & Runner up of my contest. Also thanks everyone for the info about the grapes. We had NO idea! Mommy will be MUCH more careful next time.
